Saturday, 29 January 2011

10 Reasons Why I Oppose Gun Control


1. SELF DEFENSE

If the right to bear arms was stripped away from the people, how would we defend ourselves against gun toting maniacs?

2. GUN TOTING MANIACS
How would gun toting maniacs present us with a scenario in which to defend ourselves?

3. POLICE STATE
Gun control will give police unprecedented powers over the people. Particularly those types of people who hold up gas stations.

4. HUNTING
Abolishing the Second Amendment would take the right to shoot deer away from thousands of pro-life hunters.

5. GUNS ARE FUN
Let's face it - guns are just a lot of fun. Whether you're shooting 5 shots into the air at New Year or several rounds into your wife's head, you never get bored of guns!

6. FOOD
Without the right to own weapons, how on Earth does the government expect us to peel a potato?

7. MOVIES
This is perhaps the most important reason; Nicolas Cage would never act again. And all those Mafia movies would be reduced to looking like half-baked remakes of Herbie Rides Again.

8. CRIME RATE
Introducing gun control legislation would see our crime rate reduced to that of evil Socialist countries like England and France.

9. OTHER FIREARMS
We must protect our entitlement to bear other types of firearm, too. This means standing up for the right to own at least three nuclear missiles.

10. 'SECOND AMENDMENT' IS AN ANAGRAM OF 'MADMEN CONSENTED'
Says it all, doesn't it?

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