1. HE'S NOT EVEN AMERICAN
2. HIS MIDDLE NAME IS 'HUSSEIN'
How could we even think about electing a president who has Hussein in his name? That's like electing someone with the same first name as John Wilkes Booth to Leader of the House!
3. HIS LAST NAME SOUNDS LIKE 'OSAMA'
If point number 2 wasn't enough, try this. Having such a similar name to the World's Most Wanted Terrorist is freaking alarming. Come to think of it, America has a habit of electing presidents with dubious rhymes to their names. After all, 'Reagan' rhymes with 'Pagan'.
4. HE'S A COMMUNIST
If Obama gets his way the Government will be steeling our hard earned money and putting it towards healthcare. We must refuse to allow this privilege to be taken away from the insurance companies!
5. HE'S A MUSLIM
Barack Obama is a Muslim, as are all Terrorists. Just ask Timothy McVeigh!
6. HE WANTS TO ENFORCE GUN CONTROL
"President" Obama wants to take away our right to bear arms. But how else are we supposed to defend ourselves against gun toting maniacs?
7. HE SMOKED MARIJUANA
That's right, people - we have a pothead running our country! What next, a confirmed alcoholic?
8. HE CAUSED THE RECESSION
The economic crash in this country was caused entirely by Obama's Stimulus Bill - 14 months before it was signed into law.
9. HE'S A NAZI
I'm just going to say it; Obama is a Nazi! And until we overthrow him and instill permanent Republican rule, we will be living under a horrible dictatorship.
10. 'PRESIDENT OBAMA' IS AN ANAGRAM OF 'I AM A DEBT PERSON'
Didn't I tell you he is after your money?