Monday, 31 January 2011

10 Reasons Why I Oppose Gay Marriage


1. THE BIBLE SAYS HOMOSEXUALITY IS WRONG

Corinthians 6:9 says "homosexual offenders" are "wicked" and will not "inherit the Kingdom of God". Indeed, the word "homosexual" did not inherit a place in the English lexicon until the late 1800s.

2. HOMOSEXUALS ARE TO BLAME FOR THE DECAY OF AMERICA
Corrupt bankers, corporate monopolies, vile insurance companies, a faulty education system, drug cartels, two costly wars, a huge oil spill, constant congressional bickering and regressive legislation have nothing on Ricky Martin.

3. HOMOSEXUALITY WOULD RUIN THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE
If homosexuals are allowed to marry, this would utterly diminish the sanctity of marriage, which has been proudly held up for generations by the 57% of straight couples who actually stay together.

4. HOMOSEXUALITY IS AGAINST FAMILY
Whichever way you slice it, homosexuals cannot conceive together, which is against the idea of the traditional family - just ask infertile straight couples.

5. PEDOPHILES ARE HOMOSEXUALS
You can't argue with this reason; a pedophile is not just some creepy, socially-maladjusted hermit with complex mental issues dating back to an abusive and unfulfilled childhood; a pedofile is quite simply just gay.

6. HOMOSEXUALITY IS UNNATURAL
Homosexuality is about as natural as dying your hair, getting a fake tan and countless other things we Americans would never do.

7. HOMOSEXUALS HAVE CORRUPTED OUR MUSIC INDUSTRY
You heard me! Gays have corrupted popular music with classic hits like Bohemian Rhapsody, Rocket Man and Everybody Hurts.

8. 'GAY' USED TO BE SUCH A HAPPY WORD
Some people can still remember a time when they could, without fear of ridicule, use the word gay quite freely. But the 1990s are over now.

9. HOMOSEXUALS ORIGINATED AIDS
Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome (AIDS) and Human Immunodeficiency Virus (HIV) were started by a group of homosexuals in the late Seventies - some thirty years after the first strain of HIV was discovered in Congolese chimps.

10 'HOMOSEXUAL' IS AN ANAGRAM OF 'OH, SOUL EXAM'
Need I say more?

4 comments:

JO3GO said...

Probably the stupidest thing i've ever read.

fighting said...

ur the stupidest thing ive ever read :P

Joemy said...

I don't agree with this!

smithmeg2015f said...

you're the biggest douche ever. homosexuals are the reason for decay of america? no... all of your reasons are completely biased and idiotic. homosexuality is a beautiful relationship between two PEOPLE not two evil, corrupted, psychotic, perverts. Love is love weather its between a man and a woman, two women, or two men. it shouldn't matter so who are you to tell two people they can be together?

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